i fucked 96 women so far and 0 of them had bald vaginas. 0 of them bleached their hair. 0 of them wore fake eyelashes, and somehow the ones that do all of those things are the ones you find.
are you trying to set a record for the trendsetters of an avalanche of bullshit in your advertising? is it impossible for you to find normal looking women and then sell what you have?